Jean ‘speedos’ are here to ruin summer

Denim diapers are still making a splash.

Shinesty, the kooky etailer that creates “wearable aphrodisiacs,” has crafted “The Daytona Dong Sarong Jeado Swim Brief,” aka a jean-printed, speedo-like creation. (Yes, they’re chafe-less and waterproof, in case you were wondering.)

The Speedo-style briefs, which cost $39.99, are also fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring — and run quite tight.

They’re available for pre-order and will ship in September, meaning they won’t arrive in time for prime beach season. What a bum-mer!

Apparently, daring dudes have been snapping up these nutty bottoms left and right: the light blue “assid” version is currently sold out, while the black acid wash style only has smalls left.

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Horrified by the thought of exposing your man buns to the world? Well, the saucy site is calling your bluff — hard.

“It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too,” says the product description. “These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results.”

Talk about a ballsy look.

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