Poop happens. Sometimes when you least expect it to. While most embarrassing incidents go unnoticed by the world at large, some are caught on camera. Then are those that are narrated first-hand (may God bless the poor souls). But when poop is used as a weapon, you can be rest assured the explosion of stink is hard to miss.
Here are 11 poop-y affairs that make us crinkle our nose in disgust.
1. Gurugram residents store poop falling from aircraft thinking it’s rare material
Storing poop in the refrigerator thinking it’s a god-send is a big no-no. There was not one mouth that didn’t retch after a group of villages collected poop that fell from an aircraft, thinking it was rare material. God knows he didn’t intend on showering stink bombs on his subjects. But the earthlings were more than quick to stow them away. In their refrigerators! Read more
2. Tourist throws faeces around Thai airport after overdosing on Viagra
Why this man popped Viagra before boarding a plane is a matter of another discussion. The fact that he overdosed and smeared his poop all around Phuket International Airport helped us learn a very important lesson – pleasure and poop don’t mix well. Read more
3. A passenger smears faeces all over the loos aboard a United Airlines flight
Would you like some poop with your welcome drink? Only recently a United Airlines flight was grounded after a passenger smeared his poop all over the loos. You may wonder, why would someone in their right mind do something like this? Well, sadly, the passenger had suffered a mental shutdown for which he was escorted to a hospital instead of jail. The flight, however, could only fly out the next day. Read more
4. Man couriers horse poop to US government in protest
When the government turns a deaf ear, send them some shit. Robert Strong, a psychologist, parceled horse poop to the US Treasury Secretary, Steven Mnuchim with an aim to make his protest against Donald Trump’s tax bill “funny”. And guess what? He didn’t even get arrested! Read more
5. Poop rains down near New Delhi airport
Delhi residents residing near the Indra Gandhi International Airport complained of poop falling from the skies. The National Green Tribunal ordered an enquiry into the matter and a special committee was appointed to collect samples to check whether it was human shit or bird excreta. Well, if it’s not angelic, it’s a problem. Read more
6. Delivery woman poops in front of customer’s house after dropping package
When nature calls, you must attend it. And when Amazon delivers, it goes extra. A delivery woman employed by Amazon was caught on surveillance going to town in the driveway of a customer. She literally pooped in the gutter, hiding behind the passenger’s side door but to no avail. The camera recorded everything. Read more
7. Woman drops poo out the window on Tinder date
It’s all about ‘wiping’ left or right. A woman’s Tinder date went horribly wrong when she went to her date’s washroom to take a dump. After managing to block the pan, the genius woman decided to fling the poo out the window. Not only that – to retrieve her load, she wedged herself upside down in the window, thus sealing her fate of getting rescued by firefighters! If a Tinder date ever went wrong, this was it.
8. Protestors fling poop at a statue symbolising racism and colonial oppression
Cape Town saw its first ‘poo protest’ when protesters flung human excrement on the statue of Cecil John Rhodes, an old colonialist whose exploits left others deprived. The people called the statue as a symbol of racist and colonial oppression. The protestors termed the poop flinging as ‘metaphoric’ of their ‘collective disgust’.
9. Venezuelan protestors launch poop bombs to ward off riot police
Protests, it seems, are increasingly becoming a poopy affair. In another incident, Venezuelan protesters hurled poop bombs at riot police to ward them off. Called ‘poopootov cocktails’, the human excreta, mixed with animal shit, was packed in tiny plastic containers and thrown at the police using sling shots. It was one nasty protest to say the least.
10. Man’s house gets vandalized by dog poop in an apparent racist attack
An Indian man’s house in South Colorado was vandalised in an alleged racist attacked with eggs, dog faeces, and hate messages. His benevolent neighbours did help him clean up the mess but the attack left everyone disgusted. Read more
11. Someone throws poop down a posh apartment building in Gurgaon
After poop began flying and stink started settling, the Belvedere Tower Condominium Association in Gurgaon put out a circular informing its residents of the very disturbing occurrence. A very informed resident suggested that someone was hurling dog poo from the tower’s terrace. Last we heard, the ‘matter’ was still being investigated. Read more
These incidents of poop, however, do prove one thing. Whether it’s time to take a dump or to collect sky-falls of faeces, you can’t ignore when nature calls!
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